
| Population | 21.929 billion |
| Capital | Catillac Cats 5 City |
| Leader | Number One |
| Faith | 9 Lives |
| Currency | cat nip |
| Animal | mouse |
The Nation State of Catillac Cats 5 is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Number One with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 21.929 billion Catillac Cats 5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catillac Cats 5 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Catillac Cats 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion cat nips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,100 cat nips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,871 per year while the poor average 4,921, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.
The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats 5's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 9 Lives.
Catillac Cats 5 is ranked 92,464th in the world and 14th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Highest Average Incomes, with 76,100.92 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Catillac Cats 5, atheists are heavily taxed.
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Catillac Cats 5 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Catillac Cats 5, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in
Catillac Cats 5, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound.
- : Following new legislation in
Catillac Cats 5, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
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Catillac Cats 5, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
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Catillac Cats 5 created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in
Catillac Cats 5, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Catillac Cats 5, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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Catillac Cats 5, bars are packed at all hours.




























