The Incorporated States of Catshca is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.878 billion Catshcans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Catshcan economy, worth 59.6 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 10,136 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catshca's national animal is the parrot.

Catshca is ranked 173,270^th in the world and 1^st in Corpus christi for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.