The Imperopedantpartoaristacracy of Cax is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 46.364 billion Caxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Caxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,517 trillion Caxins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,437 Caxins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cax's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cax is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in The Imperium of Might for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.