The My little playground 😁😈 of Cdaj-Dadaj is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE POTATO LORD SIGMA ALPHA MALE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.714 billion Cdaj-Dadajians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ULTIMATE PALACE CITY. The average income tax rate is 85.7%.

The large but underdeveloped Cdaj-Dadajian economy, worth 144 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,775 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the statue in the Hill Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cdaj-Dadaj's national animal is the MY CAT, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WORSHIP OF THE POTATO.

Cdaj-Dadaj is ranked 322,224^th in the world and 6^th in Kartulite Impeerium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.