The ONE HEX IMERIUM OF GOON DOOM of Cebulon is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 645 million Cebulonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One Hex Goblin City. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Cebulonian economy, worth 31.9 trillion Unoes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,380 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cebulon's national animal is the Hex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cebulon is ranked 148,988^th in the world and 281^st in Cebulon for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,121.57 Standard Monetary Units.