
| Population | 5.193 billion |
| Capital | Losans |
| Leader | Knight-Commander Ciedrich |
| Faith | Catholicism |
| Currency | Dabloon |
| Animal | Dragon with sleep-breath |
The Imperial Republic of Cedram is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Knight-Commander Ciedrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.193 billion Cedramites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cedramite economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion Dabloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 226,565 Dabloons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 975,787 per year while the poor average 33,565, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.
If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Cedram, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Cedram, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cedram's national animal is the Dragon with sleep-breath, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Cedram is ranked 274,330th in the world and 33rd in Angelic League for Fattest Citizens, with 6.48 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Cedram.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Cedram.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, Cedram's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in
Cedram, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.




























































