The Outyards of Ceilikkell is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.777 billion Ceilikkellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceilikkellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 319,513 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown. Ceilikkell's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceilikkell is ranked 51,551^st in the world and 1^st in The Far Left for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,635.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.