The Republic of Celestial Sovereigns is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.239 billion Celestial Sovereignsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong Celestial Sovereignsian economy, worth 149 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 35,340 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,133 per year while the poor average 4,043, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celestial Sovereigns's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Celestial Sovereigns is ranked 129,895^th in the world and 21^st in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,122.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.