The Republic of Celestial Vengeance 78 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.634 billion Celestial Vengeance 78ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Celestial Vengeance 78ian economy, worth 84.5 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,079 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, school uniforms are compulsory, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Vengeance 78's national animal is the squirrel.

Celestial Vengeance 78 is ranked 141,315^th in the world and 96^th in Site 17 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 484.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.