The Vibrant Kingdom of Celleo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Noble Primarch Angelaus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.249 billion Celleoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mareste. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celleoan economy, worth 890 trillion Sanpolines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 169,698 Sanpolines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, army rations are served on silver platters, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training. Crime is totally unknown. Celleo's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Celleo is ranked 26,521^st in the world and 5^th in Angelic League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,018.31 Standard Monetary Units.