The Allied States of Celtayoshi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alfie Dunwoodie with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 35.515 billion Celtayoshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtayoshi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtayoshian economy, worth a remarkable 7,669 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,958 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,875 per year while the poor average 56,228, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Towns are often run by puppets, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Alfie Dunwoodie's wardrobe, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celtayoshi's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celtayoshi is ranked 895^th in the world and 1^st in Sparrow for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.66 percentage of bribes refused.