The United Federation of Celtic States is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Caerwyn Llywelyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.106 billion Celts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Celtaris a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,456 Celtaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the police double as repo men, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtic States's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Celtic States is ranked 5,683^rd in the world and 1^st in Ostaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,454.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.