The Oppressive Personal Tyrandom of Cermiersia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Moramia Paleni with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.599 billion Cermiersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariline. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The powerhouse Cermier economy, worth 444 trillion Falktikes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,016 Falktikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, nobody likes bad boys any more, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cermiersia's national animal is the Cenus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skirjisonism.

Cermiersia is ranked 285,276^th in the world and 4,029^th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.