The Wild forest of Cernvnnos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Herne the Hunter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.443 billion Cernvnnii hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The strong mistwreathed economy, worth 190 trillion torcs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,866 torcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cernvnnos's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is druidism.

Cernvnnos is ranked 233,547^th in the world and 1^st in Cernunnos for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 17.57 Effective Tax Rate.