The Free Land of Cesamo 2 is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 182 million Retards are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The powerhouse Cesamo 2ian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Goodies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 90,680 Goodies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,302 per year while the poor average 4,782, a ratio of 129 to 1.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Cesamo 2 as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cesamo 2's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cesamo 2 is ranked 311,681^st in the world and 36^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.08 on the Kitten Softness Rating.