The Tuzos of CF Pachuca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlos Moreno with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.099 billion tuzos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Hidalgo. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tuzo economy, worth 294 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,260 peso mexicanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CF Pachuca's national animal is the taltuza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

CF Pachuca is ranked 197,558^th in the world and 22^nd in Puppet Storage for Bongos for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,230.09 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.