The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.065 billion Cfdu1202ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,201 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,854 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Chief is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 6,558^th in the world and 16^th in Yggdrasil for Safest, scoring 124.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.