The Colony of CFL33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.219 billion CFL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient CFL33ian economy, worth 815 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,451 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CFL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

CFL33 is ranked 165,409^th in the world and 1^st in Central Fascist League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,678.33 Standard Monetary Units.