The Republic of Chadsf is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Bourne with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.715 billion Chadsfians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Prince. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The powerhouse Chadsfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Chadsf Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 91,840 Chadsf Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chadsf's national animal is the Blue Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Chadsf is ranked 293,325^th in the world and 49^th in Aceon for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 32.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.