The Empire of Chandol BoyWithUke is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.027 billion Chandol BoyWithUkeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The thriving Chandol BoyWithUkean economy, worth 293 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,863 Duckcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chandol BoyWithUke's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chandol BoyWithUke is ranked 291,121^st in the world and 2^nd in Super Russia II for Rudest Citizens, with 12.58 insults per minute.