The Tyrannical Spade King of Chaotic King is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chaos King with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.737 billion Darkners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Castle. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Card Kingdom economy, worth 50.7 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,828 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chaotic King has designated Card Castle as its capital city, Chaos King has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Chaos King is the self-declared God of all Chaotic King. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaotic King's national animal is the Spade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knight.

Chaotic King is ranked 145,617^th in the world and 20^th in Dark World for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.