The Colony of Charlemagne33 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.574 billion Charlemagne33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Charlemagne33ian economy, worth 397 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,448 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Charlemagne33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Charlemagne33 is ranked 291,903^rd in the world and 1^st in Charlemagne for Most Developed, scoring 50.75 on the Human Development Index.