The Comandante of Che is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Che Guevara with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.095 billion Cubans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chean economy, worth 957 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,387 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and the barter economy has taken over as the peso has become worthless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Che's national animal is the trogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marxism.

Che is ranked 48,482^nd in the world and 6^th in The Invaders for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.