The Magic of Cheejection is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8.887 billion Cheejectionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Cheejectionian economy, worth 418 trillion cheeze-they a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,090 cheeze-they, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheejection's national animal is the goldfish.

Cheejection is ranked 191,685^th in the world and 141^st in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.43 law-abiding acts per hour.