The Imperial State of Chelovka is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tzar Artemiy Kozinovich-Kefalov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.83 billion Chelovkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kozino. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chelovkan economy, worth a remarkable 3,862 trillion Ration Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 493,343 Ration Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the government has become increasingly militant, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chelovka's national animal is the Grey Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chelovka is ranked 332,014^th in the world and 31^st in The Great Monarchical Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.98 percentage of bribes refused.