The Queendom of Chibi Absinthe is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.546 billion Chibi Absintheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The very strong Chibi Absinthean economy, worth 94.6 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,208 ★★★★★s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,622 per year while the poor average 15,454, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, warning signs caution Chibi Absintheans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', all beauty contests have been banned, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chibi Absinthe's national animal is the Ursus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chibi Absinthe is ranked 127,404^th in the world and 3^rd in Ursus for Highest Average Incomes, with 61,208.83 Standard Monetary Units.