
| Population | 8.305 billion |
| Capital | Chicken City |
| Leader | Queen Chicken |
| Faith | Unitarian Universalism |
| Currency | Chickenyan Dollar |
| Animal | Chicken |
The Peoples' Utopia of Chickenya is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Chicken with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.305 billion Chickenyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Chickenyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion Chickenyan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 290,082 Chickenyan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chickenya's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.
Chickenya is ranked 219,271st in the world and 1st in Veroldia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chickenya, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Chickenya, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Chickenya, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in
Chickenya, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
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Chickenya, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
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Chickenya, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
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Chickenya, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
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Chickenya, edutainment video games are taking Chickenya's students to the next level.
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Chickenya, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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Chickenya, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.






















































