The Republica of Chile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Sebastián Piñera with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 31.447 billion Chileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The all-consuming Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,632 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, there's nothing more Chilean than revanchism, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and Chileans are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chile's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chile is ranked 9,424^th in the world and 1^st in The Forgotten Lands for Safest, scoring 120.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.