The Community of Chimayo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Elfego Baca with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 29.535 billion Chimayoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espanola. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimayoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,411 trillion Goldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,363 Goldens, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and all funding starts one dime at a time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chimayo's national animal is the Chile Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Chimayo is ranked 23,932^nd in the world and 13^th in Equestria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,035.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.