The Republic of Chimoreken is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 4.126 billion Chimorekenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The powerhouse Chimorekenian economy, worth 327 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,268 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreken's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chimoreken is ranked 21,939^th in the world and 26^th in Lair of the Dragons for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 103.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.