The Empire of Chimortys is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.158 billion Chimortysians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimortysian economy, worth 294 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,846 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,593 per year while the poor average 6,649, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and builders across Chimortys are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimortys's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chimortys is ranked 307,997^th in the world and 619^th in Lair of the Dragons for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.