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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,202nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Chithal

Population26.861 billion

CapitalErothi
LeaderChancellor Trahaearn Ceurd
FaithVioletism

CurrencyShur
Animalcrocodile

The Constitutional Monarchy of Chithal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.861 billion Chithalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erothi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chithalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,974 trillion Shurs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,743 Shurs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Earrings are the hottest way to make a political statement, it's all white elephants on parade, foreign leaders who don't applaud Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd's speeches are regarded as enemies of Chithal, and bewildered steelworkers cook caviar in the microwave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chithal's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Chithal is ranked 13,650th in the world and 10th in Valaryia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 83.75 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,202ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,853rdLargest Black Market: 3,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,156thMost Avoided: 5,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,140thLargest Mining Sector: 8,792ndHighest Economic Output: 9,837thLargest Populations: 10,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,291stMost Secular: 13,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,650thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,212thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,386thLargest Governments: 30,742nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chithal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, bewildered steelworkers cook caviar in the microwave.
  • : Chithal was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, foreign leaders who don't applaud Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd's speeches are regarded as enemies of Chithal.
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, it's all white elephants on parade.
  • : Chithal was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, earrings are the hottest way to make a political statement.
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, criminals are thrown to the crocodiles to repay their debt to society.
  • : Chithal was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Crocodile writhes after eating Shurs.

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