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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,809thLargest Black Market: 4,579th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Now it's time for changing and cleansing everything
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Chithal

Population21.474 billion

CapitalErothi
LeaderChancellor Trahaearn Ceurd
FaithVioletism

CurrencyShur
Animalcrocodile

The Constitutional Monarchy of Chithal is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.474 billion Chithalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erothi. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chithalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion Shurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,825 Shurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd, the full title of Hon Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd Vcte Mgve MF CMCLM GCCE runs to several pages, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chithal's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Chithal is ranked 119,667th in the world and 10th in Valaryia for Most Stationary, with 299.65677349732 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,809thLargest Black Market: 4,579thFattest Citizens: 5,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,858thMost Avoided: 5,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,749thLargest Mining Sector: 10,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,340thHighest Economic Output: 12,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,412thLargest Populations: 13,914thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,807th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Chithal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Chithal's influence in Valaryia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Chithal, the full title of Hon Chancellor Trahaearn Ceurd Vcte Mgve MF CMCLM GCCE runs to several pages.

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