The Republic of Chive Archive is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.118 billion Chive Archiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chive Archivean economy, worth 158 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,368 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Father-son fishing trips have been banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chive Archive's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix.

Chive Archive is ranked 280,855^th in the world and 271^st in the rotenaples for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,368.82 Standard Monetary Units.