The Republic of Chive Curator is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.023 billion Chive Curatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.3%.

The Chive Curatorian economy, worth 165 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,117 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, divorce is illegal, the military's newest toy broadcasts Chive Curator's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chive Curator's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix.

Chive Curator is ranked 24,144^th in the world and 4^th in the rotenaples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,916.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.