The Republic of Chive Vault is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.08 billion Chive Vaultians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chive Vaultian economy, worth 147 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,106 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chive Vault's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chive Vault is ranked 120,988^th in the world and 41^st in the rotenaples for Highest Drug Use, scoring 137.76 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.