The Militant Theocracy of Chizra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chizra The Immortal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.026 billion Chizranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Na Pali. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The enormous but stagnant Chizranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Wooden Sheds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,760 Wooden Sheds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Chizranian weapons designers, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and the term "Native Chizranian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chizra's national animal is the Robodog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Chizra is ranked 105,567^th in the world and 4^th in The Thonlands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 196.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.