The Holy Empire of ChoppedChinn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aiyana with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.14 billion ChoppedChinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BoikaLand. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ChoppedChinnian economy, worth 348 trillion Chuzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,910 Chuzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and the most recent election was a close race between Aiyana and Aiyana. Crime is totally unknown. ChoppedChinn's national animal is the EyeOfRah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ChoppedChinn is ranked 99,807^th in the world and 91^st in Benigtopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,950.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.