The Republic of Choren Caekiyaland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.481 billion Choren Caekiyalandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The strong Choren Caekiyalandian economy, worth 513 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 44,708 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,258 per year while the poor average 4,493, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is a problem. Choren Caekiyaland's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Choren Caekiyaland is ranked 101,937^th in the world and 1^st in Medieval Kingdoms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,050.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.