The Republic of Chorrols is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.745 billion Chorrolsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Chorrolsian economy, worth 220 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,424 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, Chorrols is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chorrols's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chorrols is ranked 107,905^th in the world and 246^th in Dimmersun for Safest, scoring 80.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.