
| Population | 3.706 billion |
| Capital | Korzum |
| Leader | Dymir Perlok |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | Kevron |
| Animal | |
The National Republic of Chresnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dymir Perlok with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.706 billion Chresnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korzum. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Chresnian economy, worth 600 trillion Kevrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,950 Kevrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chresnia's national animal is the , which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Chresnia is ranked 9,346th in the world and 10th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Developed, scoring 90.98 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chresnia, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
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Chresnia, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires.
- : Following new legislation in
Chresnia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in
Chresnia, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
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Chresnia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
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Chresnia changed its national motto to "East West, Here The Best!" and its nation type to "National Republic".
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Chresnia, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
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Chresnia, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens.
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Chresnia, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in
Chresnia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.




























































