The Kingdom of Christ Crucified is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.909 billion Souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golgotha. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Forgiven economy, worth 135 trillion Mercies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 34,559 Mercies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, asylum seekers have voted Christ Crucified as best layover destination, sick Souls are hair today and gone tomorrow, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christ Crucified's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Christ Crucified is ranked 282,750^th in the world and 24^th in Catholic Art Gallery for Highest Average Incomes, with 34,559.57 Standard Monetary Units.