The Christ Trumpland of Christ Trumpland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The God King of Donald J Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.28 billion Trumplandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Mar-a-Lago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The powerhouse Trumplandian economy, worth 289 trillion TrumpCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,174 TrumpCoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The God King of Donald J Trump is worshipped as a god, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Christ Trumpland" at foreigners, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christ Trumpland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christo-Trumpism.

Christ Trumpland is ranked 58,692^nd in the world and 1^st in The Terra Libertatis for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,216.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.