The Republic of Chuvash ASSR is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 102 million Chuvash ASSRians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Chuvash ASSRian economy, worth 5.98 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,660 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,159 per year while the poor average 7,976, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chuvash ASSR's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chuvash ASSR is ranked 302,764^th in the world and 29^th in UEGDL Soviet Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.