The Borderlands of Circuited Polesitter is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.853 billion Circuited Polesitterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Circuited Polesitterian economy, worth 187 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,580 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,097 per year while the poor average 2,380, a ratio of 105 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Circuited Polesitter's national animal is the sea turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Circuited Polesitter is ranked 233,478^th in the world and 39^th in The Apolean Frontiers for Most Developed, scoring 52.52 on the Human Development Index.