The Dominion of Cirnosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Manlius Laurentius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.123 billion Cirnos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirta. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cirnosian economy, worth 304 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,401 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirnosia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cirnosia is ranked 147,362^nd in the world and 1^st in Unified Protectorate of Aggrandizement for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,269.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.