The Empire of Clandsed is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.564 billion Clandsedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The Clandsedian economy, worth 377 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,484 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Clandsed's national animal is the squirrel.

Clandsed is ranked 249,017^th in the world and 1^st in Frontier Omega for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 161.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.