Population | 45.285 billion |
Capital | Giverny |
Leader | Claude Oscar Monet |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Artistry of Claude Monet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Claude Oscar Monet with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.285 billion Claude Monetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giverny. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Claude Monetian economy, worth an astonishing 10,499 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,844 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Claude Monet's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Claude Monet is ranked 15,143rd in the world and 29th in Nederland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,196.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.