The Programming Language of Clojure is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.904 billion Clojureans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Clojurean economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion forints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,706 forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clojure's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clojure is ranked 300,302^nd in the world and 165^th in Koprulu Sector for Most Cultured, scoring 45 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.