The Republic of Clone Trooper 9 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and public floggings. The democratic population of 1.408 billion Clone Trooper 9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Clone Trooper 9ian economy, worth 54.5 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,741 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clone Trooper 9's national animal is the Droid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Clone Trooper 9 is ranked 172,770th in the world and 2,460th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 964.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
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Clone Trooper 9 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
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Clone Trooper 9 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Clone Trooper 9, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
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Clone Trooper 9 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

















