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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,885thMost Pacifist: 3,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,643rd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
We Make Beer. In Seattle.
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Eminence Grise
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Superb
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Frightening
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Cloudburst Brewing

Population7.807 billion

Currencydollar
Animalorca

The Nomadic Peoples of Cloudburst Brewing is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.807 billion Cloudburstians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cloudburst Brewingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,399 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloudburst Brewing's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cloudburst Brewing is ranked 5,766th in the world and 5th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Highest Food Quality, scoring 197.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,885thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,643rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,838thNicest Citizens: 3,952ndSafest: 4,294thHealthiest Citizens: 4,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,827thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,871stHighest Food Quality: 5,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,787thMost Inclusive: 5,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,021stSmartest Citizens: 6,307thMost Developed: 6,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,148thBest Weather: 7,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,783rdMost Cultured: 7,937thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,947thLargest Governments: 10,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,386thLowest Crime Rates: 13,535thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,598thMost Secular: 13,971stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 25,503rdHighest Economic Output: 26,889th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cloudburst Brewing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, economics is a shrinking field.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudburst Brewing, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.

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